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Eden's avatar

Living my best life as this hit my inbox on the day that I’m planning to take a trip to Roosevelt Island! I’m about to rattle off so much information to my poor unsuspecting boyfriend…

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Please apologize to him on my behalf!

Raquel Uy's avatar

I’m also subscribed to Cafe Anne, but I found you both independently off each other. It’s just so amazing, but understandably logical, that you are friends. So happy that two of my favorite authors are friends!

Rob Stephenson's avatar

I've only "met" Anne online, but hopefully we will collaborate on something one of these days! She is great!

Raquel Uy's avatar

Looking forward to the collaboration with Anne! She’s very funny and fun too, her humor is different from yours. She’s more visceral and immediate, like she gets on a cab and tells them to drive her anywhere. Be ready for these spur-of-the-moment actions when you do the collab😄

O L O Bunny🐰aka Kevin's avatar

I came to you via Cafe Anne. Between the two of you I need no other take on New York, since I already have a set of NYC bus maps 🐰

Rob Stephenson's avatar

To be included in such illustrious company as CAFÉ ANNE and MYA Bus Maps is an honor! Glad you are here Kevin!

Lucy Conway's avatar

I’m here because of Cafe Anne too, couldn’t be happier!

Anne Kadet's avatar

I am for sure naming my next dog “Screwhater.”

Rob Stephenson's avatar

It really is a great, all purpose name for a pet. I'd love to hear you yelling his name at the top of your lungs in Cadman Plaza

Anne Kadet's avatar

“the more sanely I talked and acted, the crazier I was thought to be.” This is my experience in general.

Anne Kadet's avatar

“Disney World also has an AVAC, but, technically, it’s a kingdom.” OMG Rob, you are the BEST.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Well it is isn't it? A magic one at that!

Will Cruttenden's avatar

There’s a strong ‘Far Side’ vibe to the photo of the man and goose.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

😂 What's the caption though?

Will Cruttenden's avatar

"George! For God's sake get off your phone and help me find the car!"

Raquel Uy's avatar

Thank you for another interesting, well-written piece that’s got everything - facts, history, humor, and horror! When I first subscribed, I looked forward to the facts and history of the place. Then I realized you also make me laugh, thank you for that wonderful gift! Now there is also the horror (but not complaining) of the asylums, although it’s a question who are more insane, the inmates or the city planners!

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Thanks Raquel! I definitely think the planners win that competition. Glad to have found an audience for my attempts at humor as my kids are always cringing..

Raquel Uy's avatar

😄🤗

Justin Difazzio's avatar

Found my way here from Cafe Anne, and this is another great issue. The AVAC system on the island is FASCINATING! I can't wait to read more about it. Gonna do some research.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Thanks Justin, happy to have a fellow Cafe Anne fan here! AVAC is the future! Or at least it was in 1971

JJ Stavros Schaffer's avatar

I visited Roosevelt Island last March. Amazingly, up to that point, I had never been there, despite spending my first two decades only two miles away on the Upper West.

It was a great visit. I completed a circumambulation of the island, got plenty of great photos, and my only regret is not having returned yet.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Besides tourists who take the tram, I think it is really under appreciated/visited . It's just one cronut bakery or trendy eatery away from blowing up. Let's hope that doesn't happen!

Jenna Park's avatar

Whoa, the whole garbage sucking thing is fascinating. I like roosevelt Island. I can't quite describe the feeling I get when you stand at the end and get that view of the city skyline in all directions. It's kind of exhilarating. My cousin lived on the island for a year sometime in the late 90s. It's been a trip to watch all the development happen and Cornell Tech build up too. One of the co-founders of the startup I was in 10 years ago is one of the founding faculty so I would get an earful about it while it was under construction. It still feels so surreal to have that campus on Roosevelt Island. It's like stepping into bizarro world to me for some reason. I need to make a trip back!

Rob Stephenson's avatar

It is so unlike everywhere else in the city, I love it! With LICs rampant development, the island is surrounded by glass and steel but insulated by the swiftly moving currents of the East River. The Cornell campus really is surreal. I am tempted to spend a night in the hotel there but I may just settle for a drink from the rooftop bar.

Debs Carey's avatar

This has been brilliant reading, thank you! When I visited New York in 1980, I went to RI, as someone I knew through work lived there. We travelled across on some sort of cable car. Is that still running?

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Hi Debs, glad you liked it! I imagine RI was quite different in 1980, though parts of it much the same. The cable car is still the most fun way to get there, as long as you aren't afraid of heights!

Debs Carey's avatar

It appeared to be a small and quiet neighbourhood at the time, but I'm not at all surprised there's been lots of development - that close to Manhattan, how could it not be.

I am afraid of heights as it happens, but that cable car was large enough for me to cope. Little ones - like you get in the mountains - are way too scary for me!

MM's avatar

If you search for images of the Dreyfus affair, you’ll see the poor captain was also subjected to a formal military degradation ceremony (cashiering), during which a guard broke Dreyfus’ sword (on his own knee, not Dreyfus’ head, mercifully) and ripped off Dreyfus’ uniform insignia (stripes, badges, etc.) in full view of Dreyfus’ former (military?) companions.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

That's quite a story! Thanks for bringing it up! Put me in the Dreyfusard camp.

Renato Zane's avatar

Enjoyed this history and tour of Roosevelt Island. Hard to choose which of your one-liners were more funny: "...in perhaps the cruelest punishment of all, he had to move to New Jersyey..." or "Disney World also has an AVAC, but, technically, it’s a kingdom." Thanks for the ride!

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Thanks Renato! And apologies to all Jerseyites - low hanging fruit.

Kathleen Kiddo's avatar

I used to live there. Thank you for this.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Hope I did your old neighborhood justice!

Brian Feltovich's avatar

I'm picturing a room in a Swedish office building where they have to answer support calls from RI. "uh, hi, there's another body in the trash tube." "yes, we already tried rebooting the system." "wait, never mind...bye."

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Apparently, for intractable clogs they ramp up the pressure to maximum force and blow any blockages out of the tubes so...Ingen ko på isen

Wesley Verhoeve's avatar

This might be my fave issue yet!

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Well, it's definitely my longest! Thanks Wesley!

Clubmaster (Jos Mansfield)'s avatar

Another great article Rob. Much appreciated. I was just wondering why - when I visited the Four Freedoms - there were two typos in the text: (1) “essentia” (instead of “essential”) and (2) “definte” (instead of “definite”). It’s almost 10 years since I noticed it, but nobody had been able to answer it.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Thank Jos! I just looked at a photo of the engraving and I don't see the typos. If you are talking about my writing on the other hand... I have defintly made some errors

Clubmaster (Jos Mansfield)'s avatar

Wish could upload a picture here. On the picture I took in 2014, the “essentia” is the first word on row 3, and the “definte” is the fourth word on row 10. But maybe the sneakily fixed it in some dark night since I spotted it and put it on Instagram LOL.

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Now that would’ve been a good story to a write about! There was a good story in the New Yorker about the carvers in 2012. Maybe it has some clues