A partial accounting of the numerous no-trespassing warnings on this house. I moved on quickly.
PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN
ARE YOU BULLETPROOF OR JUST STUPID?
BEFORE YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE, STAND OUTSIDE AND GET RIGHT WITH JESUS; TELL HIM YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY
and my personal favorite: OUR CATS ARE REPUBLICANS
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