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A few more from the banks of Hook Creek

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Rob Stephenson
Mar 25, 2024
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A partial accounting of the numerous no-trespassing warnings on this house. I moved on quickly.

  • PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN

  • ARE YOU BULLETPROOF OR JUST STUPID?

  • BEFORE YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE, STAND OUTSIDE AND GET RIGHT WITH JESUS; TELL HIM YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY

  • and my personal favorite: OUR CATS ARE REPUBLICANS

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